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Well World Cup fever is on…So here’s the World Cup from my perspective!

  • Someone tell Sehwag that he can score 200 anyday he wishes….50 overs not really required, for him especially not.
  • As a true cricketer you must either slap Shreesanth, hit him for a six or ridicule him publicly!Poor Boy!
  • Where’s Bermuda? Our sole solace last time around…we miss Bermuda! And 400s!And that 400-ton guy who could take catches!
  • South Africa had hardly 5 spinners last 5 world cups combined…..And now they play 5 in a match..thats redemption!
  • James Franklin is a bowler who always plays as the nightwatchman!
  • Pepsi ads are cool but where’s the role of Pespsi…just change the game..and drink milk…Sehwag would tell you so…
  • Raina wonders why & how come he is carrying drinks for Kohli..
  • Dew factor is always the most convincing excuse
  • Eden Gardens is history!
  • Abdul Razzak! 5 overs..bats at No 8! May be he’s a fielding allrounder! Bowlers are batting above him…ya Afridi..he’s a bowler right?
  • Dhoni & ICC still fights over who knows the rules better…wrong answer…none..its Siddhu who knows it all my friend!
  • Premdaasa..and Shere Bangla get a match every week…and the Legendary Eden Gardens has to fight forever for a Kenya vs Zimbabwe match  match..Irony! Eden gardens is really History!
  • Wankhede runs behind schedule..all is well..relax..Its no Kolkata dude…..Mr Powar’s city…Winds blow differently here!
  • SRK wud never watch Extra Innings even if he likes Siddhu’s PJs!
  • Peiterson fails to understand the intricacies of Bollywood romance or his hernia…or he was furious at not being picked by RCB..either ways Wake Up Sid!
  • Ed Joyce…now u got the reason y it shud be Ireland nd not England!
  • England are the Robinhoods of Cricket: They take from the rich(Ind & SA) and give it all to the poor(Ban & Ire)
  • Do not know we should call WI rich or poor…maybe richer than the poor
  • Where is Chris Martin? Why is Martin Crowe watching a non-NZ match in India?
  • To keep wickets in Pakistan, you need not have a glove ..all you need is a surname Akmal
  • Sometimes injuries can be boons….Ask Mike Hussey or Eoin Morgan!
  • Darren Sammy, if he were not the captain would have hardly played more than 2 games…but he speaks motivational stuff…Smart BOY!
  • Hafeez would be thankful to Salman Butt for the rest of his life!
Peiterson fails to understand the intricacies of Bollywood romance…or he was furious at not being picked by RCB..either ways Wake Up Sid!

Harbhajan & his spinning doosra

Captain Dhoni with his pyro Helicopters

Shakib’s Super Scoop

Peiterson’s Switch

The Crooked Finger

Exams DND

Posted: February 2, 2011 in Humour
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Come again SMs nd updates celebrating d era b4 exams
Some r hypothetical ” Exams knocking on the door”
Some r hypocritical “Studying DND”(nd I’m on9)
Some r invisible (only I’ve the right to disturb me)
Some r hysterical “Frrrusssttttttt…Exxammmms:(”
Some r just too crazy to categorize
“Y do birds fly..
Y do babies cry…
Y blue sky…
Y’ll I try ;><;”